The first entry

So this is my first blog. I'm not sure why I'm writing one, people just kept telling me I should write down all the stupid shit and stories I tell about what I've done etc. Hopefully a few people read it and find it entertaining.

Some stuff that goes on won't exactly be the standard shit done by our regular upstanding citizens so I'll obviously be changing the names involved. We don't need any more trouble than we already find.

I guess I should start by explaining a bit about myself, I'm a 20-something male, live in the affluent South East and I spent my time from the age of 15 getting fucked at the weekend. Sometime it was on lager, sometimes I would enjoy a bit more than that and sometimes I'd end the night getting fucked by a bird. Sometimes I'd go to football (I won't say who), have a some cans of lager and have a fight but those days are behind me now, no one wins there (although there are a few fucking good stories to tell).

I should point out that while I've got some decent stories to tell, I'm a father now so although some stories will be recent, they're mostly historic. I do have a holiday planned with the lads to watch football and get hammered in Germany so hopefully there'll be a few tales to tell there.

Some stories will be funny, some will be tragic and just a few will be about someone learning a thing or two about life. Mostly, they're about someone getting drunk though.

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And I guess finally I should say (for legal reasons) that these blogs are based loosely on real life and things that may or may not have happened. Any similarities with any individual etc is entirely by coincidence...